Bronten Emberlance

I write code. I break it. I fix it. I’ve done this for years. And I’m tired of advice that sounds good but fails at 2 a.m.

You ever stare at a website and think how the hell did someone build that? I did too. Then I learned to code. Not in some fancy bootcamp.

That error message just popped up and you froze. I know the feeling. How to Troubleshoot Errordomain Otvpcomputers sounds like tech gibberish (and) it is.

You ordered from Otvpcomputers. Now you’re checking your email every hour. Sound familiar? I’ve done it too.

I hate being locked out of my own computer. You do too. Especially when you’re in the middle of something important. Like a deadline.

I’ve seen too many people stare at their computers, waiting for them to speed up.

My computer slowed down last Tuesday. And I mean slowed down (like) watching paint dry while waiting for a browser tab to open. You know that feeling.

I type faster than I think. And yet I still click through ten menus to rename a file. You do it too. We both waste time doing things the long way.