Bronten Emberlance

You’re scrolling through another list of apps promising to fix your life. I’ve been there too.

I get it. You opened this because you’re tired of tech news that reads like a physics textbook.

My phone buzzed before I even opened my eyes. You know that feeling. I checked it. You checked yours. We all did. That’s not a coincidence.

I’m tired of tech updates that sound like they’re written in another language. You are too.

I hate wasting time on tasks that should take five minutes. You do too. Especially when it’s data work. Or scripting.

I’ve watched people roll their eyes at the phrase Tech Geeks Gsctechnologik. Same look they give when someone says “blockchain” or “cloud native” at a

I used to scroll through tech news and feel dumber after every click. You too? It’s not your fault. The stuff is everywhere.

I’m tired of tech terms that sound important but mean nothing. You’ve probably heard Gsctechnologik tossed around in meetings or slid into a Slack message